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 ISSUE 80 * MARCH 9, 2004

FORWARD TO A FRIEND! 

3.13.04: The Machines Will Rise

THE PENTAGON'S MILLION-DOLLAR ROBOT RACE is just four days away! The DARPA Grand Challenge, which I first told you about more than a year ago, is an across-the-desert, winner-takes-all 225-mile contest between about 20 autonomous military concept vehicles.

These aren't oversized remote-controlled toy cars. They must be able to navigate the entire course without human intervention or control. Entrants will be given coordinates of the course just thirty minutes before the race (although the course has already been leaked on the Internet, according to one report).

And to answer your question: Of course I'll be there!

The entries include a wide range of vehicles, including the first four-wheel-drive PC I've ever seen (it's the ultimate case mod), one robot motorcycle called the GhostRider and a host of other entries.

I don't recommend betting against a brainy, indestructible Hummer called Sandstorm, built by a well-funded team from Carnegie Mellon University and backed by Intel. Here's the video.

Ultimately, the contest is designed to help the Pentagon build futuristic killing machines with laser beams on their frickin' heads (though tortoises will be spared). The end result will be ground-based versions of those unmanned aerial drones that proved so valuable in Afghanistan and Iraq.

The contest is seen as a way to leverage America's garage tinkerers, amateur robot enthusiasts and private companies interested in big, fat government contracts to shorten the usually decades-long process of moving from concept to deployable hardware.

Tapping into the public's creative genius is a great idea from an agency with a stunning track record. DARPA is the U.S. government defense agency that invented the Internet -- not to mention Vietnam war-era mechanical elephants.

Although the DARPA Grand Challenge is clearly an early step toward the nightmare scenario envisioned in the Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger sci-fi classic "The Terminator," in which autonomous killing machines rise up to destroy the human race, it should nevertheless prove to be pleasant way to spend a Saturday in the lovely California desert.

                           

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Wireless Love Ring Invented

Inventor/artist Alison Lewis has invented the idea of a pair of rings worn by two lovers separated by distance. When one lover touches the ring, it illuminates and releases heat in the other's ring. It's called the Think Of Me, or "T.O.M." ring. The rings currently exist in concept only. They would be powered by watch batteries, and feature heating coils for warmth, L.E.D.s for the light, and 900MHz transmitters and receivers for wireless communication. The idea started as an M.I.T. thesis. Alison told me she's looking for investors and OEM companies to realize the vision.


Ink-Jet Technology Used for Printing Human Organs

Mad scientists at the University of Missouri recently showed how human organs might be printed using an ink-jet printer. Folks, I'm not making this up. Patients who need a new organ would donate cells from which a modified ink-jet printer would print new organs in layers. It's alive! IT'S ALIV -- Whoops! Need to run down to OfficeMax for another bio-cartridge.


3-D Hologram Projection Works Just Like In Star Wars

Hitachi announced a stereoscopic, 3-D projection system, just like the one R2-D2 used in the movie, Star Wars. The image can be viewed from 360 degrees and should eventually revolutionize pornography.


Commodore 64, Thought to be Extinct, Spotted In the Wild

OS News is reporting that a Commodore 64 computer, long thought extinct, is actually running at the MYER Centre main bus station terminal in Brisbane, Australia -- and they've posted rare pictures!


Robotic Muscles Give Puny Humans Super Strength

Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley are developing a robotic exoskeleton that can boost human strength. Called the Berkeley Lower Extremity Exoskeleton, or BLEEX, the unit consists of external, self-powered robotic "muscles" worn outside the legs that respond to human control. The system currently weighs 100 pounds. But even with a 70-pound backpack, it feels like carrying a total of about five pounds because the exoskeleton is doing most of the heavy lifting. The system could be used for helping people with disabilities walk or giving Lee Majors the ability to run at 60 mph.


Only In Japan

NTT DoCoMo Inc. is working on a "speech recognition" technology that doesn't require actual speech. It works by measuring the electrical activity in facial muscles that are used for speaking. All the user has to do is "mouth" the words, and they're, theoretically, understood. Unfortunately, three electrodes must be touching specific parts of the face in order for it to work.


Satan Crashes 'Passion' Composer's PC; Reboot Helps

John Debney, the man who composed music for Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ," says he was "visited by the devil" while writing the movie score. He said Satan's image appeared repeatedly on his computer screen (no word on whether it was a PC or a Mac), but he dealt with it by rebooting repeatedly.
 


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and even Mike's List merchandise!


Milestone: Apple Now Selling 'Sugar Water'

I thought I would reflect on an ironic milestone in the history of computing. Twenty years ago, Steve Jobs famously lured John Scully away from Pepsi to become Apple's CEO by telling him: "You can either sell sugared water to kids or you can help to change the world." Well, it's interesting to note that, although Apple hasn't changed the world recently, it has started selling "sugared water." Scully, come back! Apple needs your expertise now more than ever!
 


Cell Phone Follies

A company called Pokia sells retro-styled headsets that harken back to the phones of yesteryear. That's right, your tiny digital cell phone can sport clunky old handsets from the 1930's, 1940's and 1950's. Why, anyone would want this I have no idea.

I told you on September 6, 2001, about a company in Taiwan that created a cell phone designed to enable Taiwanese wives to spy on their husbands traveling on business to mainland China -- two-thirds of whom engage in extramarital relations, according to local surveys. Now YOU can buy one. The Italian company Endoacoustica is selling modified Nokia and SIEMENS mobile phones to the world that are programmed to enable you to listen in remotely by simply calling the phone. It doesn't ring or show any indication that anyone has called.

NEC and the Nara Institute of Science and Technology have created software that enables camera phones to work like scanners. Simply start recording a video using the phone's video feature, then pass the phone's lens over whatever it is you want to scan, and the software does the rest.


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Gotta-Get-It Gadgets

A $700 underwater keyboard from Navigator PC is submersible to a depth of 60 feet -- perfect for scuba divers who don't want to miss Raw Feed updates (all you need is now is an underwater PC, monitor and Internet connection). It's part of a larger trend toward waterproof gadgets.

Hitachi has unveiled a whopping 300-gigabyte hard drive called the Ultrastar 10K300 -- the world's first. Fujitsu's announced one, too -- and with just four platters instead of Hitachi's five (fewer platters mean better performance).


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Wacky Web Sites

Web sites don't get any more wacky than this. The Bush Yoga web site shows a U.S. President George W. Bush doll in his aircraft-carrier fatigues doing yoga.

Hacking Google is fun!

The Crazy Limos web site asserts that "every car can be stretched." But as some of the wilder limos demonstrate, not every car should be.

If you're tired of high-resolution graphics, complex narratives and sophisticated programming in your games, then visit the 80's Games web site.

Crop circles are made by a) an advanced civilization of aliens who crossed the galaxy to freak us out with unintelligible sketches in our cornfields; or b) bored kids who drove their pickup trucks across town to freak us out with unintelligible sketches in our cornfields. Which is more likely? Regardless, The History of Crop Circles web site is pretty cool.

56K Modem Emulator brings back the glory days of those screeching dial-ups.
 


Twisted Games

KrassAir

Moon Base


Reader Comment

Mike,

I don't have your organization of thought or eloquence, but I'll say this: you've not only beautifully expressed an injustice of which the Academy Awards should be ashamed, but the fallacy in its overall thinking as far as the dramatic arts are concerned. Those voters probably have no idea what they were seeing in the LOTR trilogy. They simply passed it on as another fully digitized performance--physically and vocally artificial. The only other possibility is that they're cowards who are unwilling to stretch the definition of method acting to include a digitized "wardrobe," as it were. You mentioned the oft-referenced example of John Hurt's performance in The Elephant Man, and it bears repeating, because there simply is NO DIFFERENCE. It's a blinkered Academy we're dealing with. Serkis deserves better.

Ella S.

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Mystery Pic o' the Week

What is it? Go here to send YOUR guess (be sure to say where you live). If you're first with the right answer, I'll print your name in the next issue of Mike's List!

LAST WEEK'S MYSTERY PIC: No, it's not a "robot contact lens," an "LCD screen for Barbie’s 60” flat screen TV" or even "Pringles' REALLY New-Fangled Potato Chip" as suggested by some readers. In fact it's a new memory storage device called the Info-MICA (Information-Multilayered Imprinted CArd) developed by Japan's NTT. Huge Mike's List congrats to Jerry Winkler of Jacksonville, Florida, USA, for being first with the right answer! Nippon Telegraph and Telephone Corp (NTT) announced on Feb 12 that it has developed a prototype of a new high-capacity memory storage device, designed with a multi-layered waveguide structure and based on thin-film holography. The prototype, shown in last week's Mystery Pic, has 100 layers and holds about one gigabyte of data.


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