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 ISSUE 71 * SEPTEMBER 6, 2003

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Welcome to Microsoft High

MICROSOFT IS DESIGNING AND OUTFITTING a $46 million high-tech high school for the Philadelphia School District that will offer digital textbooks, Tablet PCs for the basketball team, online dating services (instead of school dances), wireless gadgets for passing notes and cheating on tests and paperless bathrooms.

The school's 700 lucky students will enjoy ubiquitous Wi-Fi when the school opens in 2006. Teachers and administrators will run everything with computers and mobile gadgets, from ordering junk food for the cafeteria to keeping track of who's playing hooky. (Click here to suggest a mascot for the football team.)

Neither Microsoft nor the school district has announced who will support the school when the servers go down, the teachers can't figure how to secure their wireless network or what the basketball team will do during the playoffs when the coach can't access his plays. They also haven't said what happens when that technology becomes obsolete five years later. Will Microsoft replace it all in 2011, or will the school be saddled with worthless, aging junk that won't collectively earn $500 on eBay?

This may surprise you coming from me, but I think our assumption that "more is better" when it comes to technology in schools is completely false.

The thinking is that you buy a bunch of computers and place them in classrooms, the kids will somehow be better prepared for the future.

The ugly reality is that teachers and schools don't and can't actually teach computing. Students spend hours on the computers downloading porn and chatting, copying and pasting their "research" papers from the web.

How does that prepare them for the future?

Instead of throwing technology at students, displacing funds that should be spent on teachers, school budgets should instead emphasize the skills that prepare students for understanding, making and inventing technology rather than being passive consumers of it. Those skills include typing, software programming, logic, statistics, library science, math and general science.

When faced with a choice between buying 30 computers or hiring one more math teacher, the math teacher will do more to prepare students for a high-tech future than the computers will.

Yes, there should be computers in school. But they should be used to teach programming, networking, hardware engineering, robot-making, etc., not for doing "research" papers, web browsing and chatting.

 

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Researchers to Build Robot Suit

The University of Tsukuba, Mitsui and 30 smaller companies plan to develop what they call a "robot suit" to help the elderly and disabled walk and, presumably, fight crime. The suit, code-named HAL-3 (Hybrid Assistive Leg), will feature a computer and battery backpack and four actuators attached to the wearer's knees and hip joints. 


After the Hype: Stuff That Failed

New York City's Taxi and Limousine Commission has decreed that the 515 interactive, internet-connected touch screens installed in the back seats of city cabs be shut down, saying that the trial was a miserable failure. In the best case, New Yorkers were apathetic about the devices. In the worst case, they were annoyed.

After failing to identify a singe criminal in two years, Tampa's controversial face-recognition system is being scrapped. The idea was to photograph random citizens and use sophisticated software to compare their faces against a database of 30,000 mug shots.


Spy Pics of Next Windows Leaked

New spy pictures of the next version of Microsoft Windows, code-named "Longhorn," have been leaked on the Internet. These are not the "Luna" user interface shots, previously leaked, but rather the more highly evolved new "Aero" interface.


Gamer Sues Software Company for 'Mental Anguish'

A Beijing PC gamer playing "Red Moon" had built up an arsenal of virtual weapons over a period of two years. Suddenly, they vanished, and the gamer is suing the creator of the game for replacement of the weapons and for "mental anguish."


Startup Creates Silent Water-Cooled System for PCs

Mountain View-based Cooligy has created a pump that uses electro-osmosis to move water in its PC cooling system. It has no moving parts and is perfectly silent. The pump was developed by mechanical engineer Ken Goodson at Stanford University.


Don't Try This At Home

University of Toronto engineering student Keigo Lizuka has posted instructions for using Saran Wrap to transform your laptop screen into a 3D display.


Sign of the Times

A travel entrepreneur named Mike now offers Segway Tours of Paris. He provides the Segways, and guides a group of conspicuous Americans around the City of Lights at 12 mph.


IM Software Adds Nearby Strangers to Your Buddy List

New free software called Trepia lists other online instant messenger users based on how close they are to you geographically, starting with people on the same network in the same room.


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Found Video

Check out Disney's new dinosaur robot, Lucky. It walks around, interacts with visitors and leaves disgusting piles of batteries all over the park. Here are the videos.

Speaking of animal robots, have you seen the new Aibo?

Natural City is a Korean futuristic thriller. Here's the trailer. (If anyone has information on this conspicuously awesome film, please let me know.)


Girl Gamers to Get Calorie-Counting Game

Sony plans to sell its EyeToy Playstation 2 camera in the U.S. and Asia in time for the holiday season after hot sales in Europe. One EyeToy game, called EyeToy: Groove, requires the player to flail about, making shapes to music using arms and legs. The camera watches the player's movements and calculates calories burned, awarding points for pounds shed. Girls: It really doesn't get anymore condescending than this.


Proof You Can Buy Anything on the Web

How about a Star Trek Enterprise scooter? The special collector's edition 50cc bike was created to mark the video and DVD launch of Star Trek Nemesis, and will go on a Japanese Internet auction starting September 29. Or how about a fold-up house. Perfect for campers who don't like roughing it! You can also buy the Social Security numbers of CIA Director George Tenet and Attorney General John Ashcroft, for example. For $26 each.


Cell Phone Follies

A new production called "Goin' Dot Com! -- The Musical," follows the rise and fall of fictional "RentalPuppy.com." Audience members at San Francisco's Eureka Theater are urged before the opening curtain to please turn on their cell phones and pagers.

Conductor Bernd Kremling of the Drumming Hands orchestra in Wuerzburg uses cell phone ringtones ranging from Bach and Mozart to 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm' in his concerts. Unfortunately, some gigs have been played in areas without connectivity.  

A Dutch company has launched the first soap opera by MMS, called Jon-Zuid. Pictures of the famous actors and accompanying text are sent to phones several times a day. Here's a demo.

A businessman admits importing illegal cell jammers into Scotland and selling them to hotels across the country. The benefit to his customers is that by jamming their calls, they'll be forced to pay high prices for in-house phones.


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Office of Naval Research to Release Tiny Atomic Clock

The Office of Naval Research next month will unveil a super-accurate atomic clock no bigger than a matchbox. The Rubidium Atomic Clock will lose only about one second every 10,000 years. No information on how it will be sold or for how much was announced.


The Media Is the Mess

A Dutch magazine found that CD-R disks can become uselessly unreadable after just two years. Your backups, music, software applications and digital photographs may already have been transformed by time into just so many beverage coasters.


Gotta-Get-It Gadget

The Nokia Music Stand turns some Nokia phones into a third-rate personal stereo system and speakerphone.

Version 3.0 of the SCOTTeVEST jacket features 30 pockets, 20 zippers and plenty of space for gadgets.

A Yale University scientist unveiled new sunglasses in Singapore that sound an alarm when the wearer's body temperature goes too high. Hong Kong's Giant Wireless Technology said they should have  products on the market based on the "TempAlert" technology next year.

The Bluetooth CAR-100 is a tiny racecar that can be controlled with a Sony Ericsson mobile phone. The car has two gears and can be navigated from up to 32 feet away using a phone's keypad or joystick. The car will be available in Q4 '03.


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Wacky Web Sites

What would happen if zombies showed up en masse in a city. The Zombie Infection Simulation web site attempts to find out. (Author Kevan Davis told me: "I wrote it as an idle experiment in emergent behavior - that by throwing a lot of stupid rule-following individuals together, complex behavior can arise. I've learned that a simple 'move towards moving things and attack them if they turn out to be human' is quite a good model of zombie intelligence, allowing small zombie mobs to form as a side effect of attacking humans. The simulation also demonstrates the danger of panic in a human crowd, the ease with which two slow, stupid zombies can infect an entire alleyway if they happen to wander in at either end, and the importance of looking around corners...")

Interview a virtual Hitler on the Interview Adolf Hitler web site! It's very "heil tech"!

The latest fad in Korea (or Japan -- the Web site is Korean): Playing dead for the camera.

How much can you really tell about someone by the way they walk? The Bio Motion Lab Walker demonstrates the answer: quite a bit. They do it by stripping away all other data other than merely the motion of walking, then lets you tweak variables like male or female, happy or sad, etc. Amazing.


Follow-Up: Pentagon Approves Digital Bugle for Military Funerals

I told you almost a year ago that the Pentagon was testing a digital bugle, which is inserted into the horn of a real bugle. When the "player" presses a button, the gadget plays taps flawlessly without human intervention. The Department of Defense announced this week it has approved the use of the computerized bugle at military funerals.


Twisted Games

Ping Pong Cannon

Catch 33

Air Hockey

Bug Bomber

Mata Nui

Office Space

Rocket Mania

Udder Insanity


Reader Comment

Mike,
About your article titled "Smart Mobs So Dumb", in the latest issue, you might want to look at the concept of "Flash Crowds", created 32 years ago (1971) by Science Fiction author Larry Niven. Here's an online reference to it. Here's another.  
Tim Bonham

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Mike,
There was something similar to smart mobs that started on ICQ a long time back. One person would leave an offline message to all his ICQ mates to come online at a specific time. There were occasions when 80% of my list on ICQ were online simultaneously. And the silly thing we did? We started chain message on ICQ. And through e-mail. It wasn't unusual to get the same message from 20-30 people on such days. Once we also started sending people to a local Bombay site. That site got loads of hits and went down due to over usage of bandwidth. Alas nowadays hardly any one still uses ICQ. And other messengers like MSN don't have the ability to send the same offline message to your entire list.
Kind regards,
Ankesh Kothari

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Mike,
Regarding your item "How Can You Save Money On Printer Ink?" in which you pointed out that it can be cheaper to buy a new printer with cartridges than the cartridges alone: I purchased an HP Office Jet Ki-80 4 function ink jet printer copier, fax, and scanner. It came with cartridges but they were not fully filled, more like10 to15 percent of capacity and I had to purchase additional fully filled cartridges with a few weeks. There is no free lunch, at least for long.
William S. Hornbaker

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Mike,
The point about printers being cheaper than new cartridges is partially correct. If you look closely at the HP cartridges you get with a new printer, you will see that they are a sub number of the replacements! These original cartridges are actually smaller than the replacements! Thus you only get about half the ink, so you have to buy sooner! If you can when buying a new HP inkjet, insist on NEW cartridge NOT the sawed-off ones in the machine. I don't know about other brands but I've seen it on 5 different HP models!
MikeD

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Mike,
Just wanted to let you know that Pretec now has the iDisk tiny (the quarter-sized USB drive) available direct from their website. I haven't ordered one yet but I plan to soon. I'll make sure to send you a review when I do.
Craig Kovatch

 

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Big Number o' the Week

500,000,000 -  The number of mobile phones IDC expects to be sold worldwide during 2004.


Mystery Pic o' the Week


What is it? Send YOUR guess to mysterypic@mikeslist.com (be sure to say where you live). If you're first with the right answer, I'll print your name in the next issue of Mike's List!

LAST WEEK'S MYSTERY PIC: No, it's not a contact lens applier being tested on Shrek's sidekick, "Donkey," a "monkey eye extractor" or even a "picture of a horse tearfully watching Seabiscuit," as suggested by some readers. It's a picture of a steer having his retina photographed with an infrared camera for identification purposes. The camera is part of the OptiReader system, which uses GPS and a computer with a database to record where the cow was and when, plus other information about the animal, including lineage. Once data is entered, it cannot be altered. Congratulations to Michael King of Cheyenne, Wyoming, for being first with the right answer!


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