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 ISSUE 70 * AUGUST 9, 2003

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Smart Mobs So Dumb

SO CALLED "SMART MOBS" are getting a lot of press these days. A bunch of people with a lot of time to burn use the web  and cell phones to coordinate their arrival at some crowded location. They all do something silly in unison, then suddenly go their separate ways. How idiotic can you get?

The smart mob phenomenon -- the use of cell phones to coordinate groups for no purpose  -- was invented in New York City, then spread to other parts of the globe. 

But the use of cell phones to take actual constructive or political action was invented in the Philippines, as I reported in the February 20, 2001, issue of Mike's List. The use of mobilizing the public via cell phone for political action radiated from Manila throughout Asia, and from there to the United States and Europe. Iraq-war protesters used smart mob techniques to coordinate protests.

The "smart mobs" phenomenon is clearly a stupid fad that will die out in a few months. But the ability to coordinate humans in real time for political purposes is here to stay. Authorities no longer have a monopoly on coordinated activity. Riot police, military occupiers and playground supervisors will have to modify their way of doing things to cope with this new reality. A new strategic, tactical and technological "arms race" will ensue. We live in interesting times. 

PS: Gratuitous and irrelevant prediction: Soon one "smart mob" will secretly plot to surprise another "smart mob" by doing something foolish to fool the fools who planned the original smart mob event. 

 

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Bad Robots: Rise of the Machines

Wired News published an article this week called, "How Robots will Steal Your Job." It was an interview with Marshall Brain, who predicts that many jobs will be taken by robots in the coming decades. But I wouldn't worry about that -- er, unless you're a McDonald's burger flipper. Or an opera musician. Or a blackjack dealer, wireless security consultant, Chinese astronaut, food taster, soldier, water strider or shark


Holographic Display Technology to Get Real

HoloTouch has signed a license agreement with InfoPerks to use HoloTouch's holographic display technology in New York sidewalk kiosks. The technology projects computer screens in midair. "Touching" the buttons activates commands, even though the "button" is nothing more than light. HoloTouch's president also said other companies are interested in the technology for ATMs, entertainment, factory, medical and military applications.


How Can You Save Money On Printer Ink?

Answer: Buy a new printer each time you run out, then throw away the printer. The printer price wars have created a bizarre situation, as highlighted by a writer for the San Antonio Express-News: You can often buy a new printer fully loaded with ink cartridges for less than it costs to buy just the cartridges. He found an Apollo P-2200 for $10 (after a rebate) loaded with HP ink cartridges that, if purchased separately, would cost more than $60.


Writing, Grooming, Eating All Distract Drivers From Focusing On Their Cell Calls

While the politicians are obsessed with drivers being distracted because of cell phone calls, a new study by the AAA found that all drivers -- all drivers! -- in their study were distracted by one thing or another. The list includes talking with passengers, fiddling with the radio, eating, drinking, grooming, taking pills, applying lipstick, reading, writing and more. Some 25 percent of accidents are caused by distracted drivers, according to the study.


Forget Fat Camp. Kids Need Internet Addiction Camp!

A new camp in Germany is aimed at breaking kids' addiction to the Internet. They don't have to go cold turkey: Each camper gets 30 minutes of quality web browsing per day. The rest of their time at camp is spent outdoors, discovering exotic new concepts like "trees" and "grass" and "sunshine."


Tech Support Sucks

One in three consumers who calls tech support never gets their problem resolved, according to the September issue of Consumer Reports Magazine. The survey does not compare American and Indian tech support.


Internal eBay Memo Orders Staff to Keep Live Chat Feature Secret

This internal memo from eBay orders customer service staff to keep the online auction company's Live Chat support feature a secret from customers because there aren't enough people to support it.


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Toyota Goes Nuts with the In-Car Navigation Systems

A whopping 80% of Toyota's car models will get the company's advanced in-dash navigation system and G-BOOK network service over the next couple of years. That should dramatically increase the appeal of Toyota cars among geeks, as well as make Toyotas more likely to cause horrible accidents.


Web Obsession May Become an Official Disorder

One of my favorite escapist summer reading pleasures, "The Journal of Depression and Anxiety," has published criteria for identifying obsession with the Internet as a real disorder calling for real drugs.


Cell Phone Follies

Brits can pay $38 per year to use Carphone Warehouse's mapAmobile service, which enables subscribers to zero in on any cell phone, pinpointing the phone -- and its owner's -- location. The service can track only those who have consented and have their mobiles switched on.

Dialing for Dolphins: If you're tired of talking to humans on your cell phone, soon you'll be able to call a number and listen to the live clicks and squeaks of dolphins in the Shannon estuary in Ireland. Marine biologist Simon Berrow, of the Shannon Dolphin and Wildlife Foundation based in Kilrush, Country Clare, plans to install underwater microphones in the estuary and make those sounds available by cell phone courtesy of Vodaphone. The purpose is... well, there is no purpose, really, other than jacking up your minutes and providing cheap publicity for Berrow and Vodaphone.


Pentagon's New Plane Features 2,000,000 Lines of Code

The F/A-22 Raptor is a $200-million-per-plane stealth fighter that can do it all. But what really sets the plane apart is "its ability to process data on air and ground targets using its own onboard radars and sensors, as well as those on other aircraft. The airplane is, essentially, an extremely advanced carriage loaded with computers running 2 million lines of software code." Unfortunately, the plane has to be rebooted during flights.


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Yahoo Launches 'American Idol' Style Search . . . For New Yodeler

"American Yodel?" Yahoo this week kicked off a search for an amateur yodeler at the Times Square Studios in New York. The winner will win an appearance in an upcoming Yahoo! TV spot and $10,000. Auditions will take place in San Francisco, Kansas City, Chicago, Seattle, Minneapolis, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.


Hollywood Spy

A documentary film maker is shooting a film about Craig's List, the Bay Area's best resource for jobs, apartments and personal ads. Mike's List is next.


Reader Web Site o' the Week

Mike's List reader Roman Filippov runs an awesome web site called Your Garage Sale Source. Buyers can search for local sales. Sellers are given all kinds of resources, from advice to tools, like a sign-making utility. If you're a garage sale enthusiast, check it out!

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Gotta-Get-It Gadgets 

Sony will introduce September 21 the new SMU-WR 1 optical wireless USB mouse, which looks awkward to use but has a cool feature. When you place the mouse in its cradle, it goes into sleep mode, which conserves battery life. Clicking on the right or left side of the giant button is like pushing the right or left buttons on a standard two-button mouse. The scroll wheel is in the middle of the button. Pricing has not been revealed.

Why take trumpet lessons when you can just buy music and download it into your electronic trumpet. Yamaha's Trumpet EZ-TP (sounds more like electronic toilet paper) lets anyone play like a pro.

Lexar announced a 4 gigabyte CompactFlash card this week. The $1,500 40x card holds 600 pictures taken at 6 megapixels. 

Sharp's newest laptop, the PC-SV1-7DB, plays TV, DVD and music CDs. What's unique and cool is that you don't have to boot up the notebook. Just pop in a DVD or CD or press the TV button and your media plays while the laptop stays off. The PC-SV1-7DB becomes available August 28. Pricing has not been announced. 


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Wacky Web Sites

A web site simulates a monkey typing, then checks it against a database containing the complete works of William Shakespeare to see if this -- "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare" -- is true. (This site, which features simulated chimps, is not to be confused with a hoax site, that uses real fake chimps and baboons to do software programming.)

If you like terrible movies, go see Gigli, then visit the Bad Movie Database.

Amazing PhotoShop alterations galore! Check out the Galleries.


Twisted Games

Butch Mushroom

Bomber Man

Bubble Ball

Key Ball

Soap Bubble


Reader Comment

Mike, 
I get about a dozen e-zines and this new Raw Feed tops them all. How do you find time to look for all this stuff. I have a habit of following links on sites. I'll never get the time to follow all of yours. I sent one site to my humor list but I'm afraid to send the Raw Feed URL. I want to keep it for myself for a while. BIG QUESTION - Where can I send some money?
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Mike,
In your most recent newsletter you showed a site that sells modded computer mice with fans to cool the hot-palmed user. You mentioned an earlier article about a site that showed how to make your own mouse with fan, but you could no longer find the site. Is this the site you were looking for? The home page and other crazy mods can be found here. What better to go along with a mouse with a fan than a mouse pad with a fan and LED lights. Thanks for the great newsletter!
Rick Cariello


Big Number o' the Week

20 - The percentage of enterprises that will experience a "serious internet security incident" by the year 2005, according to a Gartner prediction.


Mystery Pic o' the Week


What is it? Send YOUR guess to mysterypic@mikeslist.com (be sure to say where you live). If you're first with the right answer, I'll print your name in the next issue of Mike's List!

LAST WEEK'S MYSTERY PIC: No, it's not a "robotic dragonfly," a "low-flying water sprinkler" or even "Big Brother's little brother" as suggested by some readers. In fact it's a remote control jet helicopter designed to map soy fields using a built-in digital camera that records variations in growing conditions. Congratulations to Connie Devine of Shingletown, California, for being first with the right answer!


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